I'm no Ordinary Kitty!

Hey it's yours truly...

2008-03-18T16:48:30Z

I'm bored.

Jak is annoying.

Mom is not here so thats good. I can have daddy all to myself.

......get's bumped off the chair...

Yo, Jak here.
Joe is dumb. I'm not annoying! And I'm super sad mommy isn't here. Who's going to rub my belly and give me treats and tickle my chin and scratch that extra sensitive spot on my butt? Daddy doesn't do it right.

I played with George for a little bit. I guess I was that bored I had to find SOMETHING to play with. Joe just lays there and is super laz.........
.....get's smacked in the butt....

"Ok seriously, I'm going to beat your butt Jak if you touch my computer again!
DAAAADDYY, your pathetic excuse for a son is talking crap about me!!!!!!!!!!"

"No I'm not, Joe!!! I'm just telling the truth! Mommy told me to never lie!"

"You waiste of oxygen, Jak! Don't you know some things are better left unsaid unless you want a fat lip!?"

"Fat lip? Look at you, yours is already fat and I didn't even hit it yet!"

"Oh thats it......grrowlelshdgonh oqhlqkam; 'qlq....get off me you daddys boy..,.NBNL/NHFGKMH,."

"DADDDDYYY"
"DADDDDYYY"

daddy has now stepped in between the psychos and sent them to their dooms...erm, sides of the couch.

sniff sniff

2008-03-14T20:13:36Z

I have a big nose huh?

Don't you love it?

Mom's tattoo

2008-03-14T13:40:22Z

Haha, it is I, Jak!

I am sneaking some computer time from Joe cause he is sleeping. And what do I want to talk about? The most dearest thing to my heart....my mommy!

She wants to get another tattoo. I'm not sure what that is, but she says they hurt. If it hurts, then why get it? She told me it's worth it. She said this one will be to always remember Dottie, out sister ferret who went over the rainbow bridge not too long ago.

Here is the drawing she came up with (she didn't draw the ferret, but did add the letters...)

I think it looks just like Dottie.

I was able to sleep next to Joe last night on his favorite spot on the cat bed (sectional sofa). I was just as shocked as mommy and dad. They kept saying "awwwwwww, how cuuuute" which kept waking me up. It was annoying. Not sure what was cute about it. We were just sleeping butt to butt. What can I say, his fluff is comfy and warm. I wish we could snuggle more but he will just try and groom me to death. Mommy squishes me enough as it is, I don't need cat breath added to it. Ugh, gross.

Mommy let me help her clean the bathroom last night. The cleaner stunk. She kept coughing when cleaning the bottom of the white water dish that makes a swooshing sound when you touch the silver handle. Guess the funky fumes from the cleaner were bothering her. I was smart enough to finally leave. I think she missed me though. It looks good in there though. I have the whole counter to roll on if I want cause she moved her makeup bags. Also she upgraded my water glass to...well, a GLASS. No more plastic cup for me. I'm a BIG boy now :) And it has a wider opening so my WHOLE face fits inside. Thats always nice.

Daddy did a LOT of cleaning and moved a ton of mommy's junk around yesterday. He was a busy guy. I slept a lot so I only saw a little of what he was doing but mommy was impressed when she got home. She told me she has a new sewing area where she will make me and Joe some capes and t-shirts. I'm excited for the capes...duh duh duh duuuun! But t-shirts....um, no. That's Joe's thing. He is such a prissy boy.

I'm not sure what else I can talk about right now and I think Joe is waking up. If he catches me on the computer he will tell mommy on me and she will have to be forced to put a shirt on me as punishment.

Gotta go! Oh but here is a pic of yours truly to admire:

And me and Joe just for kicks:

Wow, it's been a long time!

2008-03-13T18:19:35Z

So how are all my good friends doing? It's been quite a while since mom and dad let me use the computer. Not sure why it took so long, I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

Anyway, things are good. My brother, Jak, is still a pain in the rear! I've grown to love him though. He is fun to play with and groom I guess. Sometimes he doesn't know when to leave me alone and I have to give him the smack down..oh yeah, go me!

My sister, Dottie, the ferret, went over the rainbow bridge on this day called Halloween, last year. I miss my little sis. She understood me. She let me groom her and carry her around the apartment. She used to steal my toys and I didn't even mind. I hope I get to see her again one day. We still have her brothers, Spencer and George, but they are mean and bite my ankles. It hurts a lot. They aren't gentle like Dottie was.

Mom and dad got a really nice cat bed for us. They call it a sectional sofa......I just call it comfy! I have my favorite spot on one of the back cushions against the wall. It's super squishy. I have happy dreams up there. Jak tries to steal my spot all the time. I "allow him the honor" to sleep there once in a while. Just so I don't get in trouble. :\

We have a new diet too. All natural, organic stuff. I guess it's ok. I feel pretty good inside so I guess they know what they are doing. I don't even beg for food anymore.....haha, I'm so joking! I'm even worse now. I attacked daddy for some cheetos the other day. I can win him over sooo easy. I get french fries all the time and chips and whatever else strikes my taste buds. Mom is not so easy. I have to really try hard with her. She calls me fat boy....I'm NOT FAT WOMAN!!! Sheesh! I'm fluffy.

Well, I guess I should post some photos for you all.
I will put them under a cut thingy so I don't mess up your friend's page....even though it shouldn't be a bother since I'm god of kitties and you all should deal with whatever I want to do..... >:)

Here is Jak being is dumb self:

I was annoyed at how close he was....ugh.

Some of yours truly!

My weird looking brothers:

I have a lizard friend named Izabella. I'm not really a fan. Her eyes freak me out.

I have a turtle friend. He is cool. Name is Hurley. He is a funny guy and such a piggy!

Thats all for now. I will post more another time. Right now I need to investigate whats going on with daddy. Maybe he will sneak me some people food while mom is at work!

Much love to my servants......erm, I mean friends :P

mrjoed @ 2005-04-06T18:57:00

2005-04-06T22:59:37Z

ew it's me and my siblings....

Enjoy.....

mrjoed @ 2005-04-05T15:26:00

2005-04-05T19:33:28Z

Oh my goodness where have I been....

Mommy hasn't let me update it ages! Lituraly. I hit a birthday and all and still no post. Things are doing good though. The little Brat Dottie (the ferret thing) is actualy not realy a brat. She's cute. I play with ehr a lot now. Maybe cause she knows I'm boss and stopped biting my toes.

Jak is crazy as all hell. Poor thing is off his rocker for sure. There he goes, cleaning inbetween his nasty toes. He stinks but yet is the one mommy cuddles with in bed in the mornings. I would cuddle too but I am too busy looking for my morning birdies. Yes I said birdies and thats ok cause thats what they are right? Well, when one shows up on the balcony and I dont' know it mommy will let me know by saying, "Joe Joe, look at the birdies..." I come a running. I love watchign them. They are so ugly it makes me look that much better. There are some little ones that mommy and daddy like though. They're ok I guess. Brown and gold twirps.

Mommy has a few new fish too. I havn't investigated them much though cause I'm not a fish person. I don't even like fishy flavoured food. She calls them angel fish. They dont' look like angels to me. They are small and flat and look like one of my toys. There are other fishes but whatever. They are only fish.

Mommy has been gone a lot lately too. She tells me it's a new job. Working at another pet store. I wish she would work somewhere else. I dont' like smelling other pets and fish on her. I don't even cuddle her when she gets home till she changes cause of the stinky fishy smell.

Anyways, I am being yelled at to look at the birdies. Cya!

......oh yeah, and Suki hunny, I love you bunches, and could you have your mommy email my mommy your number. Whatever that is. chewyandme@hotmail.com I think it has to do with the phone thing. Tell the siblings hi for me too!

mrjoed @ 2005-01-10T13:39:00

2005-01-10T18:47:46Z

we are getting a ferret. What the hell is a ferret? Mom tried showing me pictures and stuff but it wasn't helping. They kinda look like long ugly cats. But I want ot see one in person NOW! Not when you feel like bringing her home, NOW! I'm getting impatient with the parents. They keep fussing over her and mom keeps buying things for her and not for me. The most she got for us is wet food. Wow, how nice is that.

I better like this thing when it comes home. I hear she is very fiesty and jumps alot. I know Jak will be pleased to have someone to rough house with but I just want to cuddle. Maybe I will train her to obey me. Think it could work?

Things are good around here. It's been colder lately. Mom and dad keep "trying" to keep the house clean. It's funny. One day it will be spotless, the next...not so much. Mom moved the cat tree to the dinning room. I like it there because I can jump on it better. I have a window ledge I can use. My poor back feet will only let me jump so far. Plus it's quieter there and I can see out the window in peace. It was in front of the slider but I had no way up unless momma or dad put me there. Plus it would hit the glass too hard when Jak jumped on it. So now the livingroom is very open and nice. I like to lay in teh middle of the floor so everyone can walk over me. I won't move for the world....ok maybe for my girl Suki, but thats about it. Or for treats.

Daddy is very loving to us boys now too. I guess cause he figures once the little girl comes all their time will be for her. Mommy tries to be cuddly but because she works nights all I have s the morning time with her...and thats when I am sleeping.

Ok, I need to pee so I will see you all later.

love you Suki and family!

mrjoed @ 2004-11-18T13:39:00

2004-11-18T18:50:06Z

Listen up friends!!!!

Ok, mommy is on this mission to get as many photos of my friends as she can. So far I have gotten two lovely poses from my boy Fin, but she needs more. She is putting together this awesome scrapbook of all my bestest buddies! We have a few from Mr Guster but she has to find the x-mas card they came in.

Here's the deal, if you can mail her at least two photos of you and/or all the animals in the house that would be awesome. Each page of the book will have a special spot for each and everyone of you...even the dogs!!! And the hermet crabs, and horses and whom ever else is in my list. She will look at the photos and if there is no comments on the back telling what was going on in the photo she will make something up! I can't wait for her to get started...this will be so fun!

requirements:
no larger then 5x7
no smaller then 3x5

Can be in color or black and white...doesn't matter.
Can be professional or on the spot action...doesn't matter.

write on the back or on another sheet of paper the following:
Name of animal/s
Location
Date
Brief story about picture, if you can even remember :)

If you want your photos back, just leave an extra stamp and mommy will just make a copy of the photo. She will send a little letter with a pic of me as well as your original and a thank you card!!! Maybe even a treat or two for the kids!

Only reason she doesn't want emailed ones is because the printer sucks and the pics would be ugly.
If this is something you would love to do then by all means start mailing....
to get the address (if you don't have it already) email her at:
chewyandme@hotmail.com

I really hope we can do this and to stay on the topic of photos, here you go!!!

mrjoed @ 2004-11-17T12:46:00

2004-11-17T17:47:09Z

You are a Random cat! Also known as an alley cat
or a mutt. You aren't given to high-falutin'
ways, but you're accessible and popular.
People love you for who you are, not what you
are.

What breed of cat are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

What!!! I thought I was a ragdoll................MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrjoed @ 2004-11-17T12:37:00

2004-11-17T17:42:38Z

Mommy has been working a lot lately and I miss her. I get daddy every night when he gets home but then mommy runs off to work. Well, she leaves before daddy comes home so I am the boss of the house till then, but I miss her and how she use to play with me all the time.

We have more pets...mommy has two fish tanks now and they stink....I hate the smell of fish. Jak likes them though. He tries to drink the water. I try and tell him thats its no good but he doesn't listen to anyone but mommy. He is such a mommy's boy.

Daddy told me the car is costing a lot of money. I wonder whats wrong with it. I don't understand what a distributor is, but i guess it's expencive. Thats means no more goodies or treats for me and Jak for a while. And no more toys, but thats ok, I like to attack Jak when he turns the corner.

I miss my little girl, Suki!!!! And I wonder what happend to my new girl Q-Tip.....she doesn't say hi anymore. I hope she is ok.

Anyways, here are a couple pics. If you have seen them, sorry....

My birthday!

2004-09-26T16:01:16Z

So mommy has told me my birthday is coming up very soon! I will be 3 years old! I can't wait. She wants to throw me a party! Let me know if you wanna attend...she will make enough tuna cakes and frosted cookies for everyone!

Oct. 6th!

And...if you love me lots and want to send me presents, that would be awesome too!
MR JOE D
1501 Little Gloucester Rd
#39-T
Blackwood, NJ 08012

Anywho, I have to terrorize the brat....and think of a wish list! I love you Suki...and miss you lots...and where the hell is my Q-Tip? I havn't seen her around in awhile...are we still together sweety?

From mommy's journal...

2004-09-17T20:56:41Z

Mommy wanted me to pass this to all my feline and human friends...very urgant!!!

If you are interested or know someone who might be, please let me know. I am willing to drive to you if you are within 30-40 miles of me...unless you are further and would be willing to meet halfway. I'm in Blackwood, NJ.

Background....
I came home from work (Petco) and I heard a faint almost nonexistant meow from the bush. At first I didn't think anything of it but then I went to look for Mr. Smokey...they stray so many of you have donated money to save...which is in full forse mind you!!! Thanks bunches. Anywho, I looked in teh bushes, and found a little baby stuck in the dirt about face down, cold, shaking and dirty to high hell. So me being the animal lover I am I scooped him up and brought him in. I imidiately warmed a blankie for him and wrapped him up. Then I put him in the carrier and tried to get him to drink water cause at the time thats all I had. I then called my job and told my boss what I found....she told me to come back in and they would have supplies for me. I rush over there and get kitten food, special formulated milk we use for ferrets, but is still good for kittens, a throw away litter pan and litter. Rushed home and put the milk on my fingers till he came around and started to nurse off my finger. My guess he was abandoned from the momma or something terrible happen to her and the others.
I then gave him a bath...yes yell at me but I used a tiny amount of flea bath stuff....he was pretty bad. So far so good, no probs with the flea bath stuff...no sickness, so that went fine. Over the next half hour he slowly came around...and by time I got Dave (fiance) home he was out and about and playful. So now he and the kitties play, especialy him and Jak, and he is healthy as can be.

Here is the little booger!

We've named him Roudy, but of course you can change that. :)

Bottle feeding him milk, though he loves his ukanueba dry kitten food.

This one makes him look bigger then he is. He can fit inside a ballcap and still have room to spread out a little.

Him sleeping in mrjoed's blankie.

Another in the blankie.

mrjoed playing with him and keeping him clean...I swear he is a mom to everything that comes in this house, wether it be a cat or even a Hampster.

Gotta stay clean for my potential slaves......erm, owners....

Hampster balls are fun!

I'm sooo freakin cute I can't stand it anymore! And look at my pretty claws!...they are huge, I promice not to hurt you though!

Come here, let me give you kisses....which my the way he does that to me all the time. I love it.

This is his set up in the carrier. He has a glass litter pan, and two short glasses, one with water and one with food, then a comfty towel to chill on, with a nice canopy thing over his head for added warmth and keeping out drafts.

I hope someone will consider taking him. HE is about 6 to 8 weeks old....but I think maybe younger...unfortunately. He has had some worming liquids and is doing fine so far. No fleas...anymore. Maybe a couple strays but thats normal for kittens. He is mostly grey with very distinct tabby markings...soooooo for those who have been wondering about Mr. Smokey, whom has gotten tons of donations and wishes of luck to be healthy and find a home is declared the daddy of this little creation.

I seen a momma cat a while ago, pregnant, and she hung around the area that Smokey always is...and him not fixed it's only obviouse they had relations and now they have a kid together. He has Smokeys grey color and green eyes and had the tabby markings of his momma. No clue where the other babies are, I doubt they made it, but I'm sure if I can unite Smokey and his baby it will be fun to watch them together.

If you can help him out please do! I can't keep him due to us having the other kitties and Dave saying no more...though he really likes him. I see the look in his eyes, an dI just know he does, but I am going to agree and say no more, we can't afford the vet bills of THREE cats. My boys come first....so I hope you can help out...let me know.

If anyone wants update pics of Smokey email me and I will send them over!
chewyandme@hotmail.com

Thanks for reading this whole thing!!!!! Joe and Jak say hello to all there kitty friends!

mrjoed @ 2004-08-18T09:05:00

2004-08-18T13:07:40Z

We are driving mom nuts right now...I keep pouncing the brat and making a mess of the news paper...though the brat is more at fualt with that cause he started it. Sorry I havn't posted in awhile, been busy grooming and trying to figure out why mommy keeps bringing me brothers, where are all the girls at? Anywho, enjoy our photos, I luv you Suki and Q-Tip!!!

Car rides SUCK!

2004-07-19T16:49:06Z

So, some of you know that mommy and daddy have a car now. They decided to take the brat and me on a little "joy ride." Yeah, HA, that was no joy ride for me. All I wanted to do was go home and hide under the bed. The brat was having fun though. He was all over the beackseat staring at the other cars. I was on daddy's lap at a couple points during the trip, and I felt better, but I still wanted nothing to do with that damn car ride. Mommy doesn't listen. She told me that she was doing this so would be ready for the ride to the new place. When we got home she took us up to the apartment and I hid under the bed. I was mad at her. I thought she was taking me away. Then when she told me why she was doing the car ride thing, I understood but was still scared. I think the brat was just trying to show off so they would love him more...but HA! They loved on me more...I know how to work it. I can get my lovins whenever I want. He was to force it.

The brat will wake mommy up every morning by shoving his wet nose in her ear, nose, mouth, eyeball, whatever he can, then start to lick her...he thinks because I groom my people that he can. Ugh, I love the little guy. I can't lie. He is fun to play with and it's something to groom when daddy's head is at work. Um, to clarify, I groom daddy's hair...he will lay down on the bed and put his head down so I can reach and I will groom him for however long he will let me. It's fun. He has the perfect hair. Anyways...I need to teach the brat how to treat mommy in the mornings.

So mommy says we move in 5 days. I don't kwo how long five days is so I mewed at her...she said it's 5 sleeps from now. Thats a long time! I want out of here now! I want my carpet and balcony....yeah, I know what those are. Carpet is in the hallway here, and I love it...and balcony, well is simular to the roof here, only smaller. I'm gonna have sooooo much fun. There will be so many things to explore. Sigh, yeah..and CENTRAL AIR! No more hot days and nights!!!!!!

Ok, I need to scowl at mommy.. Iam still mad at her for making go in the car. Oh and by the way mommy, where's my food!!!! The brat is eating all my "hairball crap" and I'm not having that. Oh, no! Thats MY food....oye, the nerve.

mrjoed @ 2004-07-01T13:53:00

2004-07-01T17:53:11Z

My Best Friend is gusterkitty

Our 9 common interests are: cat naps, catnip, cats, chicken, naps, sleeping, toys, tuna, water

Who is your best friend?

Created by macoto

Awesome huh bro?

funny stuff

2004-06-30T16:18:48Z

Watch this all the way to the end where the kitty is singing...too cute.

http://puccaclub.com/eng/flash_ani/flash.cgi?command=view&ani=8

I hope you all are doing ok!

Did you miss me?

2004-06-29T19:21:15Z

So, mommy was real sick yesterday. She was in the bed most of the day. Daddy came home once, early of course to bring her/give her medicine....how nice is he! Then kissed her head and left again. She told me she had a bad sore throat, headache, and a slight tummy ache. I felt bad for her. I cuddled her for a bit, but she was super hott. She said it was a fever...of 102! I guess thats bad for people. When daddy finally came home, for good this time, he started to make some dinner for my mommy. He made this chicken and rice soup...grilled up some big chunks of chicken and made the broth and all. He must really love mommy to go thru all that trouble. She liked it and seemed to get a lot better quite quickly. Her fever even broke. I was quite happy about that.

The kitten has been ok. He likes to play more then I do, but I think he is alright. I actually find myself amused by him. I think I might like the little kid. He is too dumb not to like. mommy got some new mice for him...he lost two of the other ones and chewed the tail off one. Silly kid.

Well, mommy jumped on the phone with my grammy in California so I will cut this short for now...I wanna meow hi to her!

Loves to my girls, Suki and Q-Tip and my boy, Guster!

mrjoed @ 2004-06-18T14:50:00

2004-06-18T18:53:36Z

Mommy is all mad now. She was all nice and then left to the store, got back, played the talking machine and after this one person finnished talking she said a naughty word....shit....and called daddy and told him some things about the car and saying that this one person just called saying the timing belt broke or something, and for him to call that person back. Then call her back. She told me they were borrowing the car for the weekend but then this happend. This car is the one they will buy when the person gets the title for it. For now they were just gonna borrow it for this thing called a baptism in New York....where is New York and why does mommy have another litter pan and more food? Is she leaving us? I hope not....but if she does then I know I will keep this brat in line.

Oooh, mommy is offereing me some muffin! Yum, bye.

mrjoed @ 2004-06-16T14:14:00

2004-06-16T18:17:01Z

So mommy is talking to my hunny's mommy and she said she has some of my stuff packed up and ready to go! I can't wait to get it an smell my luv all over the stuff. She smells soooo good.

That kitten needs to chill out. I never cuss but I have to around him. He doesn't listen. Mommy says NO to him eating her food, he just comes right back. He is retarded.see there he goes again...trying to get up on mommy for food...he just ate half a can of wet food. Pig.

I'm gonna go try and sleep now.

mrjoed @ 2004-06-14T13:27:00

2004-06-14T17:28:24Z

Moon!!! Hope you like being this much older...it gets better, I promise!

I hope it's a good one!!!

mrjoed @ 2004-06-14T13:03:00

2004-06-14T17:03:38Z

How to make a mrjoed

Ingredients:

3 parts success

5 parts courage

3 parts leadership

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

mrjoed @ 2004-06-14T12:54:00

2004-06-14T16:54:59Z

gusterkitty!!!

I hope it's a good one!!!I love you to bits big guy and now I wants one of those pools you got. Is it fun and can I drown the new little brat in it...he loves water, so he is very weird.

interesting...

2004-06-12T17:36:44Z

this is very interesting.

mrjoed @ 2004-06-12T13:20:00

2004-06-12T17:31:54Z

Someone please tell this little brat that I am NOT a toy! And neither is the curtains, or gate covering the window, or the little crystal windchime mommy put up to make the sun shine neat colors in here, or is anything else! And he keeps stealing my toys. I beat him up this morning. It was fun...but he kept coming back for more...what could I do? Look at him acting all retarded! He just messed up the little perch mommy made..wow is he distructive. It makes me mad but I do like him sometimes. Don't get me wrong. He is fun to play with an keeps me busy, but sometimes I would just like to sleep.

Mommy gave me wet food today. It was yummy. I got to most of it before the little brat did. Yay for me. I am such a pig...they keep calling me "fat boy." I know I'm big, but not fat, come on. I'm just plumply adorable. Don't you all agree? Well, they have been taking a million more pics of me and the brat. Maybe one day they will show you guys..here is one if you havnt seen it already....

See, we can get along. i could have sworn I posted this picture already, but I guess maybe I didn't. Who knows. I was telling him a secret about how mommy and daddy were in bed and...."SWAP!"....ow! Ok, I won't tell them mommy, sheesh.

I think mommy is going to sign up for that catcarepackage thing for the brat. See if anyone is interested in sending him mch needed toys so he wont take mine and distroy them. I'm sur ehe will find someone to send him something...PLEASE! He is taking over all my stuff!

Ok, I must go in my window and stare at the bugs that land on the screen.

mrjoed @ 2004-06-11T17:40:00

2004-06-11T21:49:04Z

Mommy thought these were funny...

Hope you like them!